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by the Ejector Seats

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1.
Velvet rope 01:16
Made plans this weekend to get together with some freinds go down to the corner bar where they made us stand behind a velvet rope Gone-the aromas of yester-year cigarettes & stale beer With areas for special guests & celebrities All the rest get behind the velvet rope They've just added a line with a velvet rope There's no ins or outs but there's a velvet rope just gotta do our time behind the velvet rope The whole neighborhood's being gentrified time to run away or change sides Yuppie forces are closing in but they're just putting lipstick on a pig Now we get to stand behind a velvet rope gotta do our time behind the velvet rope As if we've committed a crime-behind the velvet rope It's a sad day in the suburbs They got a velvet rope.
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Kinda neat-check it out You're gonna love it! A G-R-E-A-T opportunity To make yourself some $$money$ Don't have to wear a suit & tie You don't have to leave the house Just harrass people on the phone Or with a click of the mouse-GO! Can't believe you're not all-in This is right up you're alley Just gotta watch the DVD That'll give you all the answers Then you buy the product Stack it up in the garage Now all you freinds have a target on their back It's up to you to work it out Rip-off at 1/2 the price But you neeed this Or you need that.
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Tired, aching I'll get up & do it all again And if the stars align It'll be another perfect day Now I'm late getting to work The boss has me trapped on the phone But if the stars align It'll be another perfect day I wait to calm down Next exit get off & turn around Another perfect day.
5.
They decided 01:39
I hate that I work for peanuts It hurts getting out of bed Just when I feel like I need a break I'm summoned upstairs... They've decided to let me go Try hard to procure more Harrass people to buy their shit Then just when I close another deal They decided to let me go They decided the time was right They dwelled on it for quite a while They decided I don't fit in My pittance better spent elsewhere They decided to let me go.
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Secret spot 02:10
Sitting in the dark Trying to find a spark Shot of adrenalin Get my motor running So I can go get shit on by the world Make it home, slam the door Lay there on the floor And let the feeling creep back into my limbs I'm sitting in my chair The TV's off But the record player's there That makes me feel warm & fuzzy Tension melts away Colors explode inside my head Feels like a different day My own secret parade And I'm gonna sit here 'til the end 'Cause that's the little corner of the world I understand & relate too I'll meet you there Wear what you like-nobody cares Here we go again Wake up & get out there Just wanna go to my secret spot
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I'm in a status symbol slump My phone is older than my car I'm so washed up Just can't get my name on that list Of everyone everywhere who has everything I'm in a status symbol slump Can't remember what it's like to be on top Pick up the clothes that I love From the thriftstore Get sympathetic looks Like I'm deformed I'm in a bit of a status symbol slump It's just temporary-Understand? Please don't talk behind my back It's just a phase I'm going through Pretty soon I'll catch up I'll be like you I'm in a bit of a Status symbol slump.
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Carpool trap 01:28
I carpool with this girl who's abusy-body Her M.O.'s to hound me into a coma Drills me for every little detail How'd I get trapped in the back with this? Trapped in the back Holds this GIANT cuppa coffee Has this crazy grin I can hear the gears grinding inside her head It's like waking up while having your skull bashed in How'd I get trapped in the back with this? Trapped in the back You'd think she'd run out of shit to say Be better off if I'da walked today-Trapped! The drive home-that's a whole other nightmare Like 100 years of torture & dispair I'm trapped!
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Young man-don't take another step Young man-stop dead in your tracks Young man-we got some questions to ask you young man Young man-were you up 'round the corner Young man-what's that cut on your forehead Young man-got sumpthin' under your shirt young man? I haven't seen you before have I? Young man-just tell us the story Young man-don't make anything up Young man-You're just part of the problem
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I'm not all she wants me to be Her loss-my insecurity For the life of me I can't figure it out It sucks! She spits venom It sears my skin Is that just a cry from within? For the life of me I can't figure it out It's soul destroying I hate that I love you You take the little things we do & turn them into chinese water toture I hate that I love you You take a sunny afternoon & make it a torrential downpour I hate it! On one hand it's my reality On the other-just a big mess I don't need I put pros & cons on a piece of paper Look! I'm done I hate that I love you You take the little things we do & turn them into Chinese water torture.
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(I'm) stuck 01:20
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Lying there half awake Food untouched on the plate In the glow of the T.V. The world's gone insane I try to sit back, take it in Make some sense of it But from what I can see The world's gone insane The whole world's insane Sinking right down the drain The world looks insane In the glow of the T.V. The world looks insane

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...like apple pie with a hot foamy latte, this record covers everything from neighborhood gentrification to vacation souveniers to riding to work in carpools to status symbols to pyramid schemes...great mix of '77 style punk & early '80's hardcore.

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released October 6, 2013

All songs written by Raymond "Fluffy" Bailey

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Collision Course Records California

Into all kinds of punk...hardcore, poppy, sloppy....from all over the world. Also like garagey/messy rock n roll & some indie rock kinda stuff. If you want help putting out some vinyl...feel free to cotact me thru the CCR website.

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